Everything I offer, in one place. The tours are free. Book a slot and I'll see you there. Every session is with me, in my room, no filters and no script.
1 hour · Free · Video call
Join me for a private, one-on-one video walkthrough of the current collection. This is your chance to see the specific Aroid plants you've been eyeing in real time, no filters, just high-definition views of variegation, leaf texture, and root crowns before you spend a dime.
Shopping for something specific? Tell me what you're hunting and I'll pull the candidates and show you each one up close, good angles and bad. What you see is exactly what ships.
Book the Free Tour1 hour · Free · In person, La Pine
Step into the collection in person. Tour the garden, talk advanced cultivation face to face, and hand-pick premium specimens from the current inventory yourself.
Whether you're looking for one statement piece or building out a collection, this is the way to do it. You see the plant, you check the roots, you take it home. By appointment only, so the room is yours for the hour.
Book a Viewing2 hours · $99 · Live online
This 2-hour intensive transforms hobbyists into confident propagators. We build your blueprint for success.
Hour 1, the Masterclass: I'm downloading my years of grow-room experience into one session. Gear, technical setup, and how rare Aroids actually grow — roots, environment, and pressure, not watering schedules.
Hour 2, the Deep Dive Q&A: we work on your garden. Bring your problem plants, your setup questions, your propagation failures. We pinpoint exactly what to fix.
Book the Workshop · $991 hour · $200 · One on one
Get a direct line to the Lab. This 60-minute session is a technical deep dive to analyze and optimize your specific grow, from troubleshooting high-pressure aeroponics and environmental automation to auditing your grow room design.
Bring your numbers: light, temperature, humidity, substrate, nutrients, dry-back times. We go through your system piece by piece and you leave with a strategy built for your room, not generic internet advice.
Book the Audit · $200$149 per month · Ongoing
The full Academy, every month. Two live 120-minute workshop intensives a month to master your grow, VIP private access with 50% off all one-on-one Lab Audits and Strategy Sessions, and direct troubleshooting for your specific setup in the live Q&A hours.
Hour 1 of each workshop downloads the experience, hour 2 goes to work on your garden. Built for growers who are done guessing.
Join on the Booking Page1 hour · Free · In person, La Pine
Book a time to swing by the lumber yard and shop. Browse the current inventory of reclaimed barnwood, hand-pick pieces for your own projects, or sit down with me to plan out a custom build.
Book a Barnwood Visit